Louis copying a little girl after Niall asks to pick her up. +
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
turning down your music is a sign of weakness
Interviewer: How often do you masturbate?
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.